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AVENGERS XXX: A Porn Parody Cover Art

Yes, those pesky porn-hounds at Vivid have done it again, is no CBM safe! Although this version does feature more characters at least. Check out new team members Ms Marvel, Scarlet Witch and Spider-Woman past the jump..

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By Mark "RorMachine" Cassidy - 4/19/2012
I have no idea where Hawkeye is planning on firing those arrows, but they certainly don't look very danger.....ahhh, I see....



The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody. A parody of the 2012 film and long-running comic book. Starring Dale DaBone as Iron Man, Brendon Miller as Thor, Lexington Steele as Nick Fury, Eric Masterson as Hawkeye, Brooklyn Lee as the Black Widow, Lexi Swallows as Ms. Marvel, Jenna Presley as Spider-Woman, Phoenix Marie as Sharon Carter, Chyna as She-Hulk, Xander Corvus as Spider-Man, Jordan Lee as Hulk and Danni Cole as Scarlet Witch. Directed by Axel Braun.
Source: Via Bleeding Cool
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luffycapri - 4/19/2012, 4:46 PM
WTF
TonyChu - 4/19/2012, 4:50 PM
How did they get rights To Spiderman and Disney don't? Lol
marvel72 - 4/19/2012, 5:05 PM
yup i'll be getting this for the collection,i've got all the marvel xxx films & i've all the dc ones as well.
Ghostfire - 4/19/2012, 5:06 PM
and....... here... we.. go!
Ha1frican - 4/19/2012, 5:08 PM
So the hammer really is his penis...
Denn1s - 4/19/2012, 5:20 PM
where is cap?
Vital - 4/19/2012, 5:21 PM
I can only imagine how funny the Hulk sex scenes will be lol.
Vital - 4/19/2012, 5:23 PM
And yes, Cap is missing which is completely retarded lol.
clogan - 4/19/2012, 5:36 PM
Pohah, they probably forgot Cap.
Ha1frican - 4/19/2012, 5:57 PM
I can see it now "Captain Ameri[foo foo]: The First Ass Venture"...
GiantNerd0720 - 4/19/2012, 6:01 PM
I figured I would see tea here.
kingmonkeyman - 4/19/2012, 6:40 PM
@knossis I actually thought that was Ron Jeremy at first. I pissed my pants when I saw it was Chyna.
kingmonkeyman - 4/19/2012, 6:41 PM
And Eric Masterson should have played Thunderstrike.
GLprime2814 - 4/19/2012, 7:43 PM
Porn Hawkeye looks better than movie Hawkeye.
AUSSYACE - 4/19/2012, 8:17 PM
thalidomide - 4/19/2012, 8:49 PM
tea will be pleased, literally :P
scmittydude - 4/19/2012, 9:54 PM
@knossis jury's still out on that one haha
scmittydude - 4/19/2012, 9:55 PM
why do THEY use the hawkeye costume and the real movie doesnt haha??
Dmon - 4/19/2012, 11:40 PM
Finally one of these comic parodies where the chicks actually have boobs.
mgeoff88 - 4/20/2012, 12:09 AM
I'm glad there is people that enjoy these XXX parodies, but personally, I think these are too ridiculous for words.

Some things just should not be mixed together IMO. I guess it just comes down to a matter of personal preference.

@Denn1s@Vital@Clogan Captain America is too awesome for this. You know, he's a classy guy, so he avoided this like the plague. :P
facehugger81 - 4/20/2012, 12:22 AM
They missed Lanny Barby as Spider-Woman... I always thought of her as the Spider Woman
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 4:14 AM
Best porn parody since Mrs Holland's Old Puss?
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 4:21 AM
Only those who are truly worthy can put his hammer in their keester (it is infused with the power of the scrodimforce, from The Ballfather).
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 4:25 AM
I suspect the some of these scenes will end with a repulser blast to the face. And the shitari come out on the anal scenes.
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 9:37 AM
Hulk - gash!
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 9:39 AM
How much of thid is set in Assgard?
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 9:40 AM
Is Poki tge bad guy in this?
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 9:43 AM
Who is the most powerful in the marvel pooniverse?
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 9:44 AM
I heard that there are no easter eggs in this (just six fertilized ones).
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 9:49 AM
Which will have the highest gross, this or TDKR (The Dark Kock Rises)?
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 9:52 AM
I wonder if WhoreMachine will show up and start blasting people?
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/20/2012, 9:55 AM
I sure hope they don't show the scene where Nick Fury got poked in the eye.
SpiderFan35 - 4/20/2012, 11:16 AM
If you have not already, watch the behind the scenes video posted above by darkgod, they talk about the Avengers movie and some comics too, it's kinda funny.

I have to say, Masterston's Hawkeye costume is actually not that bad! They could have made it work for the Avengers dammit.

@MarvelWeiner: Yeah I hear there are a few people out there who watch porn, the industry is only worth a few billion dollars per year. :P
ULTIMOSPIDER - 4/20/2012, 10:10 PM
From what 4th dimension of hell did this shit come from....i don't understand how a Porn Studio can use the likeness and the full names of these characters....and i like Porn...but this is shit !!!
CaptainObvious - 4/22/2012, 6:58 AM
It's really sad when a porn parody can have Spider-Man in the Avengers when the real movie can't.
TurtlesRAwesome - 4/22/2012, 8:58 AM
Yeah but in this one there will be a refractory period between spidey's web blasts.
ninjinturdle - 4/25/2012, 10:51 AM
why do they have a fat faggot nerd interview the cast instead of some sexy girl?

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