Teabag Reviews : Batman XXX

Bat-a-rangs , Bad Guys & Boobs... couldn't ask for a better movie!

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By teabag - 6/4/2010
First of all, I should say that this movie is obviously for adult's only and that this review is intended only for fun!!!


Ok, so I could not resist any longer and had to check this (Porn Parody) out for myself. From the trailer it looked like they captured the style and feel of the 60's Batman tv show and it had me interested as to how far they went with that style.......ok the boobs had me more interested but here goes...





The Plot: Ehem... I usually fast forward this part (hehe) but from what i gathered Bruce Wayne's Girlfriend is kidnapped by the Riddler. No ransom is offered and it seems the Joker and Catwoman are in on the game to trap Batman and Robin!...That's it.

The first thing i noticed was the attention to detail this had, i have heard that they used the same costume designers from the original show and if true it shows. The outfits the sets and the script all looked great as a parody to Adam Wests cult classics.

The Actor..hehemwahahahah sorry the CAST are...


Dale DaBone (lol) as Batman : To be fair he does a descent job as a caricature of Adam West and seems to have the same unwavering straight but camp performance.



James Deen as Robin : Again he played the part of Burt Ward fine although he looked a lot older than required..(wonder why)...Favorite line "Holy Viagra"



Kimberley Kane as Bruce Wayne's Girlfriend ( I cant remember her name): Well her acting is nothing to scream about but she sure brings 'depth' to her limited role



Torie Black as Catwoman : Mmmmm well she did play the part well and her screen time is a highlight , she certainly had her 'grip' on the dynamic duo :)




Lexi Belle as BatGirl : She was a bit dull i thought , cute but her relationship with Robin is not what i remember




Randy Spears (Lmao) as Joker : I always get this guy mixed up with Mark Valley (Must be the big head..budaboom,tshhhh) but he did a great job to be honest. He did a a reasonable Ceaser Romaro impression even down to the tash.



Evan Stone as the Riddler : Bit of a low point, he was over acting even for a porn parody. His laugh and tight costume made me ill.




There were other characters but they just served as reasons to de-cowl. Oh and of course...

SPOILER WARNING:

... a Ron Jeremy cameo!




Overall I had a laugh watching this with the missus.... she wet herself ( not like that) most of the time and I was pleased to see a movie of this kind try a little harder for excuses to get jiggy!


Verdict:

4 out of 5 boxes!!





There you go, I hope you take this review with the fun it was intended
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InstigatorGIRL - 6/4/2010, 7:26 PM
LMAO! Tea I am totally not surprised you did a review on this. In fact I was waiting for either SirPrize or you to do it. LOL.

Dude Evan Stone is in every porno I seem to watch now. lol. Dude is spreading his baby batter everywhere!

Good review Tea! lol. Now I hope you're not too tired for the fun I have in store for you. ;) lol.
peterparker420 - 6/4/2010, 7:44 PM
CLASSIC! This pure Teabag!!

I bet you and the missis had a GREAT time while
watching this!

Now I have to see it!

Give you're missis my LOVE! LOL XP
Minotauro - 6/4/2010, 8:08 PM
"Baby Batter"?? Damn, that's disgusting..
LEEE777 - 6/5/2010, 3:23 AM
So whats the PLOT??? : D

LMFAO @ TEA, LMFAO! : P

A MEATY REVIEW dude!

captquirk - 6/5/2010, 5:33 AM
Hey Teabag... can I borrow the DVD?
1chris2 - 6/5/2010, 5:36 AM
nice 4 out of 5 boxes LMFAO hahaaaaa. tori sure is smokin and nice article man keepem comin uhhhhh lmao.
LEEE777 - 6/5/2010, 5:46 AM
Agreed @ TEA!

PLOT ain't the MAIN thing for this LOL! ; P

1chris2 @ LMAO!
SkWiRlDaDdY - 6/5/2010, 6:36 AM
@ TEA 7hrs!!! dude im reading this at work and when i read that i scared the shit out of everybody here cause i laughed so damn loud!!! Awesome review should take me about a week to watch it!
jusme6 - 6/5/2010, 6:47 AM
Well, now I know what to do on my day off.
Great review tea!

@IGirl: Agreed. What's the deal with Evan Sone being in EVERYTHING? He may be this generation's Ron Jeremy. He's such a weird and creepy guy, but ya gotta give him respect.

I love how the first two people to comment were Tea and SirPrize. Lead the way fellas!

Tea&Lee: To be honest, I really enjoy a porno with a plot. I absolutely love the bad acting and the terrible one liners. It makes me wonder what the world would be like if life were a porno.
wildstar13 - 6/5/2010, 7:01 AM
@InstigatorGIRL - Can I join the fun you have in store for tea? Me think Your Avatar is HOTT!!!
MatchesMalone - 6/5/2010, 7:02 AM
Great review, tea! Btw, love the ratings system. Cheeky bastard:)
wildstar13 - 6/5/2010, 7:07 AM
Great review Teaman! Can't wait for the Wonder Woman porn movie to come out.
DDD - 6/5/2010, 7:53 AM
Holy hole in the condom Batman!!!!

Typing with your feet Tea@? Does that mean
you have a LONG FOOT? Or is that a FOOT-LONG!
Speaking of Long-fellow, you downright waxed
poetic with this review...or maybe you waxed
your foot-long! I just can't get it straight!
LMAO

4 out of 5 boxes? Now that's thinking outside
of the BOX! lol Sounds like you have a tissue-
issue to me! I hope those tissues are the kind
with lotion cuz 7 hours? Holy Moley!

And you get I-girl@? Man, you have all the fun!!!
lol

Yeah, I wonder why they haven't made a Wonder
Woman one yet! She's ready made for porn. She has
a gold rope and high-heeled boots and tight shorts
with stars and bazoombas as big as my head!! lol
And even a see through airplane! Now what a prop
that would be for a Triple-X-er!





lc - 6/5/2010, 8:50 AM
@TEA lmfao.

@lee the only meat you be
eating will be ya balls
love lol
LEEE777 - 6/5/2010, 10:04 AM
lc @ Ouch! : D


TEABAG @ For you:




; P
SHAZAM171 - 6/5/2010, 10:45 AM
Good job TEABAG. Is the DVD out?? I want to buy it. ; )
valeriesghost - 6/5/2010, 10:53 AM
HA HA, thanks for the stellar review, Tea! I think a new fansite is a must
Set2Fallfirst - 6/5/2010, 11:36 AM
lol o teabag i am not surprised at all. GOOD STUFF lol. i was laughing my ass off. but the most important thing about this article Igirl you watch porn?? hahaha again i say really?? haha Baby batter lmfao.
SHHH - 6/5/2010, 4:02 PM
This is the single greatest review ever!!!

Animated Gifs
InstigatorGIRL - 6/5/2010, 5:28 PM
@wildstar Oh you can join in anytime you'd like. ;D Especially if that's you in your avatar. ~_~

@Tea Glad to know you're rested.. your gonna need all the energy you can get. lol. ;P
wildstar13 - 6/5/2010, 5:56 PM
@InstigatorGIRL- Great!! We will have blast with you and teabag:) YES it's me all me. That pic was taken during my Spring break last year. Currently I'm studying Chemical engineering at NC State in Raleigh NC and part-time Combat Hopkido fighter. My all time favorite boxer is Joe Cazaghe. Hope Joe Cazaghe is Teabag's favorite boxer too!! Cheers Teaman.
Kyos - 6/5/2010, 5:59 PM
This review plus the commentary section = instant classic! Thanks, tea! :D
superdog - 6/5/2010, 7:24 PM
That's wierd, I thought teabag only watched gay porn.
InstigatorGIRL - 6/5/2010, 8:33 PM
@superdog only the gay porn you do obviously. LOL. He's your biggest fan remember?

@wildstar well hubba hubba. One of my personal weaknesses is a guy with sexy toned abs and a cute smile. ^_^ lol.
InstigatorGIRL - 6/5/2010, 9:33 PM
@SHHH
scurvydog - 6/6/2010, 1:06 AM
What with the decision by Vivid to actually have a line of XXX superhero titles,you've got to think they're already going to have a XXX Avengers out by next year. Which,of course,leads to casting decisions, I mean,it's obvious Ron Jeremy's going to be the Hulk...LOL Just that mental image alone should burn your eyes for a week,at least..."Fantasy" casting,anyone?
Set2Fallfirst - 6/6/2010, 2:42 AM
@Teabag- Auditioning my a$$ off im L.A's lil whore haha. I just booked a movie called Unicorn City the director was the Art Developer for Napoleon Dynamite. I'll be shooting in Utah for it soon.I miss this place but i dont have time to comment im always auditioning or working so i read and want to retort but alas...i cant :[ just because id get stuck in front of my computer for hrs at a time like in the olden days. But i have email on my phone so i can always email u keep in touch and all :] miss you guys...by u guys i mean Lee, Shaman, Poni, Sirprize, Josh etc. o and operation boobies hahaha

P.S by the way i went out and got this adult movie its really funny and well ya know haha 4 tissues out of 5 alright
marvel72 - 6/6/2010, 4:33 AM
can't wait being a huge batman & porn fan.
wildstar13 - 6/6/2010, 5:01 AM
@ Igirl-Your avatar is my personal weakness :)

@Teaman- Nice Spanking by Igirl in the ring sounds good to me. Let's get it on!!!!
superdog - 6/6/2010, 8:48 AM
when is james cameron gonna make the 3D version.

ig@ i dont do gay porn. that asshole lee77 taped our session without my knowledge or permission!!!!!!! lawsuit to ensue :)
longbowhunter - 6/6/2010, 10:55 AM
Bonerang.
RorMachine - 6/6/2010, 11:16 AM
Funny stuff Mr Bag:) I may check this out, although I'm kind of a scene by scene man when it comes to adult entertainment if you know what I mean! All of the costumes do look awesome though, fair play to em for the effort. Tori Black is all kinds of yummy.
LEEE777 - 6/6/2010, 1:53 PM
TEA @ Heh heh! : D

SET2FALL @ Good luck buddy!!! ; )
Sithsidious66 - 6/6/2010, 4:13 PM
@teabag-
Sithsidious66 - 6/6/2010, 4:29 PM
ecksmanfan - 6/8/2010, 11:25 AM
@Tea- a standing ovation from this guy! To use one of Nic Cages few good lines: Bra-[frick]ing-vo!
BIGBMH - 6/8/2010, 6:48 PM
This article probably has one of the most classic CBM titles of all time. Gotta love teabag! :)
fadawn - 6/11/2010, 1:42 PM
@LEE, Dude my family was less then perfect so when I was 5 I still remember setting in my uncles chair reading that very mag. Of all the porn ive ever checked out that cover is forever burned in the mind. lol
Boekelaar - 6/14/2010, 1:03 AM
BEST REVIEW EVER ON CBM...no scratch that...BEST REVIEW IN THE WORLD lol. That made me laugh, great work Tea.
CBMDeadpool - 6/17/2010, 9:32 AM
Oh jesus, looks like I'm gonna hunt this one down.
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